You know how some parents stay together for their kids, and then as soon as they’re shipped off to college, they immediately separate because pfft, are you kidding? That was the only thing holding them together. Well, according to RadarOnline, famewhore Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are doing exactly that. Only instead of staying together for their kids, they’re staying together for those crappy reality television shows that simply refuse to die.
“Kris and Bruce are all but over,” the source says. “They have grown apart and their relationship is all about business these days rather than love or romance. They’ve built a brand together though, and that’s very profitable for both of them, not to mention the amount of valuable assets and business ventures they have together.”
In all fairness, why should Kris’ kids be the only ones entering loveless weddings for the sake of promoting terrible TV shows? It’s about time the parents got in on that racket too! But in all seriousness, are you telling me that gay people can’t get married in most of the United States, but a family of shallow, useless famewhores can get fake married for publicity? Nice going, straight people.