I’m sure this must come as a shock to all of you, but it turns out that Kris Jenner, the woman who gave birth to Kim Kardashian and then subsequently forced her into the spotlight because she thought her spawn was actually special, is actually, herself, completely devoid of talent. In case you needed any proof – aside from the fact that she’s only famous for getting a face-lift for her daughter’s fake wedding – here’s a music video she made on her 30th birthday. Basically, imagine what would happen if Rebecca Black‘s video for Friday was made by an adult who should clearly know better, rather than a teenage girl. Now imagine that it sounded like a demon witch screaming at your dick for four minutes and you’ve created whatever the fuck this is.
