Well, you’re reading this, so clearly you do. Anyway, Lady Gaga was performing in New Zealand, because apparently The Shire was in desperate need of some electro-pop, when one of her back-up dancers went to grab a pole and move it off stage when he accidentally conked her over the head. Which, normally, wouldn’t be too bad, except that she actually got a mild concussion and proceeded to sing her way through it, which I can’t imagine is all that good for her. Although then again, the closest I’ve ever come to a medical degree was playing Dr. Mario as a kid, so my prescription would be to throw brightly colored pills into Gaga’s stomach until she’s cured.