It’s a bad sign when the only way I can announce that you’ve gotten married is by stating how long you’re going to last before you get a divorce, and you WILL get a divorce. I am fucking omniscient in these matters. Anyway, against all better judgment, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian decided to get married despite the fact that both their previous marriages ended in ugly divorces because they both cheated on their spouses with each other. So, you know, clearly commitment isn’t going to be an issue, since it is literally non-fucking-existent in this relationship to begin with.
“LeAnn and Eddie were happily married today surrounded by their closest family and friends,” the bride’s spokesman, Rhett Usry, confirms exclusively to People. “They thank everyone for their well wishes.” Country star Rimes, 28, wore a Reem Acra gown as she and actor Cibrian, 37, exchanged personalized vows on Friday in front of about than 40 guests, including Cibrian’s sons Mason, 7, and Jake, 4, from his previous marriage. The couple had led friends and family to believe that they’d been invited to an engagement party, but surprised the guests by tying the knot at the intimate ceremony held at a private home in California. SOURCE
I really don’t have much else to say about this other than they’re just going to end up cheating on each other in about three weeks anyway, and I will literally give fewer shits than a constipated anorexic. Well, I mean yeah I’ll laugh my ass off because that’s what they get for being cheating little turds, but that’s about as far as my ability to care will go.