lil’ kim – countdown to lockdown

i knew this show was coming but i must have spaced out about it – thankfully my friend tabloid whore emailed and reminded me – i am so excited to catch this reality show with my gal lil’ kim in the last few weeks before she headed to the slammer – it’s called countdown to lockdown and i know the queen bee is going to bring it hardcore because that is what ms. kimberly jones does – i have said this before but i can’t wait for her post prison album – it needs to be called ‘i know why the caged bee sings’ – i expect a HOT album from our favorite rap bitch – kim we love you – stay strong! popbytes over & out until tomorrow – xxoo!

PS if you love lil kim then you must visit – the site is awesome and contains a bunch of new kim downloads – i love it! check out this super dope remix of lighters up – so damn good!!!

Posted March 6, 2006 (source)

Dear Fans,

I thank you all for you heartfelt, overwhelming, tremendous love and support. It has been your wonderful letters that have helped my time pass. I am so blessed to have fans like you. Can you believe they gotcha girl on time out? Ha ha. It’s all good though.

I miss y’all. I miss y’all like I miss my mink coats and Big Blows [gum]. Ha Ha, for real. I love Big Blows. Big Blows are my favorite candy gum. What I wouldn’t do for one Big Blow. I’ll even take that one Big Blow that ain’t hardly got any gum in it. We can’t even have gum in here so I am feinding.

In here, some days the food is okay and other days the food is just plain bad. You eat three meals a day, but for the most part we cook our own meals. Who said they don’t feed you in jail? Sh*t, that’s all we do is eat, at least in the FEDS. I better be careful though before I come home looking like Big Momma. Ha ha, nah I’m just joking.

I think I am going to take up knitting because there’s this women named Tanya Sotiome who’s about to teach us how to make slippers, outfits and other stuff like Martha Stewart’s famous poncho. She said she’s going to make me something special. I am learning a lot here, however no matter how good I am in here this is no place for women to be or anyone for that matter. It has its trying times and stressful moments. It’s very unsanitary and can be very depressing, especially around the holidays. You gotta know how to hold your own. Being away from your family and loved ones is the worst part about being locked up.

Anyways, please know that I read every single piece of fan mail that comes through. It’s just that I get more mail than a post office so please bear with me and don’t get discouraged. I will definitely respond. Your letters mean sooooo much to me.

Love Always,

Lil’ Kim

Queen Bee

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.