Lindsay Lohan: I don’t do cocaine with my mom Dina!

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan

If you ask Lindsay Lohan, she’s only done cocaine four or five times, which … sure, okay. But Michelle Fields of FOX News doesn’t believe that for a bit, and said that LiLo does cocaine with her mom, Dina Lohan. So of course, here comes Lindsay’s legal team (Mark Heller) to lay the smack down on her.

In the letter, a copy of which was exclusively obtained by Radar, Lohan’s attorney Mark Heller notes that “on February 4, 2014, the FOX News Channel broadcasted a blatantly false, malicious, defamatory and reckless statement on the program entitled Great American Panel hosted by Sean Hannity.”

“The outrageously slanderous and defamatory statement was made by FOX News Channel’s guest Michelle Fields,” Heller explained. “During the show’s broadcast, she inappropriately and shockingly stated, unequivocally and as a matter of fact, that ‘Lindsay Lohan’s mom is doing cocaine with her’ – which statement is false.

Making matters worse, Heller claimed, the comment was made as part of a show dedicated to “substance abuse in Hollywood and celebrity deaths,” and followed “a parade of dead celebrities.”

“Most disturbingly,” Heller wrote, “the Show and commentary seemed to maliciously foreshadow to the viewers that Commentators could ‘see it coming’ [that] Lindsay Lohan might inevitably become the next icon to join the infamous obituary list.” SOURCE

Oh gawd … FOX News versus LiLo. There’s no real winner in something like this, is there? I do, however, have the perfect truce for this situation: Just make Lindsay one of FOX’s token blonde newsreaders. Seriously, she has all the qualifications! She’s blonde, and she can read, and she’s … blonde. Yeah, that’s about it really.


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