Lindsay Lohan and the porn star?

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You can take Lindsay Lohan out of the crazy, but you can’t take the crazy out of Lindsay Lohan. Mostly because she was raised by Dina and Michael Lohan, so you can’t really blame her. Anyway, while LiLo is under house arrest, porn star Alex Torres aka Voodoo (I don’t know who he is either, but he’s from Toronto apparently) went on Newstalk 1010 up here in T.O. to talk about how he had sex with Lindsay while her Dad was upstairs sleeping. RadarOnline reports:

“Ask him [Michael Lohan] if he knows about that night I had with his daughter while he was sleeping upstairs,” Voodoo says. “I’m not joking!”

Not only does Voodoo claim to have had “relations” with Lindsay, but he makes it sound like she paid him.

“Many of these Hollywood celebrities pay me a high price dollar to come and satisfy them. I’m not joking!” he says.

To clarify, host Jim Richards says, “So you’ve been with Lindsay Lohan?”

“I’m saying that,” Voodoo confirms.

Say what you will, but this is still a GIGANTIC step up from Terry Richardson, because … ewww, gross. At least Voodoo or Alex Torres or whatever his real name is has a job, so at least she’s getting closer now. “So, do I sleep with the weird, gross artist guy, or do I sleep with the guy who actually has a job and video proof he’s good at sex? Hmmmmmm …”

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