Yesterday, paparazzi pictures of a mysterious woman ducking in a Mr. Pink van outside of a bar made their way onto the web, and everyone assumed it was Lindsay Lohan because that’s the most Lindsay thing we’ve ever heard. It would surprise us more if someone hiding from the paparazzi outside of a bar on the evening of Lindsay’s rehab sentencing wasn’t LiLo. So of course, she went on Twitter and claimed that it wasn’t her …
https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/314137835705884672
https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/314137910683262977
https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan/status/314138188279054336
Once again, does she seriously expect us to believe that? This is such a fundamentally Lindsay move that she may as well have left behind a cocktail napkin note.
“Hey guys, I know you think that beautiful, famous person you just photographed was me, Lindsay Lohan, but she wasn’t. It was someone else. Liz Taylor, perhaps? I can see why you would think that we’re the same person because we’re both talented award winners. Also, does anyone know how to get a child out from underneath your car? I ran a stoplight a couple blocks back, and now he’s stuck underneath my- Oh, wait, never mind. That speedbump took care of it for me. So in summation: I am not Lindsay Lohan, I am Elizabeth Taylor. Love, Lindsay “Elizabeth Taylor” Lohan.“