Lindsay Lohan’s family keeps her sane?

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

As we all know, when you think of Lindsay Lohan, you think of sanity and rationality. Much like us, E! Online wanted to know what it is that keeps her so very, very sane. Well, according to Lindsay, it’s her family. You know, the family that claimed she was a prostitute, and got into a huge early morning fight with her. Yeah, those people keep her sane.

With everything that’s been going on with Lindsay Lohan, you’d think that the actress is finding it hard to remain cool, calm and collected. But so far the Liz & Dick star has been holding her own, and while chatting with E! News‘ Alicia Quarles at an amFAR event in New York on Wednesday night, LiLo revealed exactly what it is that’s keeping her sane through all of this. “Family,” Lohan told us. “You can’t get through anything without the family. Family is everything.”

Really? Because I’m pretty sure you’re family is a pretty big reason why you’re such a clusterf*ck of a mess right now. To be fair, you need to put this into perspective …

Lindsay: I think with everything in my life, my family is the big reason why I’m sane.
Photographer: Lindsay, you’re talking to a cardboard cut-out of Mario Lopez.
Lindsay: Shut up, you’re just jealous because he can’t resist my feminine wiles. Isn’t that right, Ginny the Magical Talking Gin Bottle?
Ginny: Mario Lopez wants your babies, Lindsay! Steal away into the night with him!
Lindsay: Ha ha! Oh Ginny, you give the best advice!

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