Lindsay Lohan got a restraining order!

Lindsay Lohan

Good news! Lindsay Lohan got a restraining order against a dangerous, delusional man who keeps trying to shoehorn himself into her life! Bad news: It’s not her father. Anyway, Lindsay finally got around to filing a restraining order against a man she claims has been following, harassing, and threatening her, because if there’s one thing crazy people are known for, it’s following the law.

The temporary restraining order was issued against David Cocordan, who Lindsay claims has been harassing and stalking her for 2 years.  According to her declaration, obtained by TMZ, Lindsay claims Cocordan’s conduct has escalated over the last 4 weeks.  He has come to her home at least 3 times, followed her to public appearances and sent her more than a hundred text messages as well as phone calls. But the most ominous — according to the declaration, Cocordan sent a text message on May 5 saying, “F**king n sucking wit u kkk i need it more thn.”  Lindsay says in her declaration, “I am afraid that this text message shows that Mr. Cocordan intends to sexually assault me.” SOURCE

Good on Lindsay for doing what she can to protect herself, but that being said, you can’t fight crazy with logic. It’s the sole reason why people like the Westboro Baptist Church or those crazy people who think the world’s going to end tomorrow keep popping up: Crazy fuckers will keep acting like crazy fuckers, and there’s nothing you can do to stop them.

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