Lindsay Lohan is back … again

Lindsay Lohan

If you haven’t already nailed down Lindsay Lohan‘s cycle of screwing up, you’re kind of lost here. But for the sake of clarity, here it is again in all its glory: Lindsay screws up, Lindsay denies screwing up, evidence shows Lindsay did screw up, Lindsay is let off the hook, Lindsay gets work, Lindsay believes she controls Hollywood, Lindsay screws up. Lather, rinse, repeat. So right now we’re on that penultimate stage, as LiLo has convinced herself she should star alongside Jennifer Lawrence.

And while Jennifer is out looking for some Nightlock berries to eat before this becomes her grim reality, and here’s one of the The Canyons‘ producers, Paul Shrader, describing how Lindsay is every classic Hollywood actress rolled into one, from the movie’s Facebook page:

LINDSAY. Seven days in, first full week completed. Lindsay Lohan is a huge fan of Hollywood glamour and performances from the Golden Era. Working with her every day on varied scenes I’ve been making a mental checklist of classic movie performances she’s touched upon. There’s has been a lot of Ann Margaret, some Gena Rowlands and Faye Dunaway and of course some bits of Liz Taylor and Monroe as well as a little Rita Hayworth and even Gene Tierney (although the last may be more my creation than hers). Oh yeah, and Angie Dickinson. And Lee Remick. And Shelley Winters.

Yup, that just happened. Well, this has all been sufficiently weird. I’ll catch all of you here at the same bat time, same bat channel when Lindsay screws up again.

Lindsay Lohan

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