Even though Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell, is looking completely drained, and is currently something of a Hollywood pariah, a “source” close to Lindsay wants you to believe that she’s currently hanging out with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, and that they’re almost ready to let her become a vampire so that she can stay young and pretty forever! Via Page Six …
Lindsay Lohan has found an unlikely ally in her quest to be better understood by the public and the media — Kristen Stewart. We have exclusively learned Lohan, who’s refusing to go to court-ordered rehab until after Coachella, is hanging out with her. A source told us, “They met through one of Lindsay’s friends who also knows Kristen. Lindsay was invited up to Kristen’s house last week, and they hung out with Robert Pattinson, who was back from filming in Australia.” The source said the women found they had a lot in common: “Lindsay and Kristen discussed their careers, creative ideas and how they deal with living under the focus of the media and the paparazzi.”
So … we can all agree this came from Dina Lohan, right? We all figured that one out?
Editor: Hello, this is Page Six. Do you have a scoop?
Dina: Lindsay Lohan is best friends with Edward and Bella! They’re gonna turn her into a vampire and name their daughter after her. Relindsmee? Yeah, that’s it. Relindsmee.
Editor: Dina, is that you? I thought we blocked your number.
Dina: And you’ll never believe it! Lindsay was accepted at Hogwarts! They’re giving her her own house just for her because she’s so pretty.
Editor: I’m hanging up now.
Dina: Wait, I haven’t told you about the spicy BDSM relationship she’s carrying on with a wealthy, handsome older man!
Editor: Goodbye Dina.
Dina: GIVE ME MONEY!