Lindsay Lohan’s rehab drama continues …

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Earlier today, Lindsay Lohan decided to bail on her court-mandated rehab in favor of a place that wasn’t so hard, and I posited that given Lindsay’s history, she could have done a lot worse. In the two hours since I said that, Lindsay has not only been given permission to stay there while the D.A. looks things over, but she hasn’t even bothered showing up to the rehab she wanted to go to. TMZ reports …

Lindsay was at Fry’s Electronics in Fountain Valley, CA at 9 AM … the same time her lawyer, Mark Heller, told the judge she was confined to Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach. Fact is … this post went up at 11:10 AM PT and she’s still not at Morningside. Lindsay’s SUV arrived at the facility a short time ago but she didn’t get out … the vehicle left with Lindsay still inside.

Oooo, oooo, it gets even worse! It turns out, the place she wants to go to isn’t even licensed.

It’s unclear if the judge will allow Lindsay to do her 90 days at Morningside. TMZ broke the story … the facility had its license REVOKED and it can no longer provide treatment. It’s just a sober living facility, and it’s doubtful that’s gonna cut it with hizzoner.

Congratulations Lindsay Lohan. You have found new and exciting ways to fail at even the most basic, easy, court-mandated slap on the wrist. You hopeless dumbass. Also: TMZ seriously needs to be in charge of the legal system in sunny Los Angeles, because those guys do not mess around. They can cut straight through the bullshit in a matter of mere seconds.

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