Lindsay Lohan: Rotten teeth and dirty hands!

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UPDATE! Lindsay Lohan got her rotten teeth fixed!

So about that whole “Lindsay Lohan is going to sober up, get her life back on track and win an Oscar by the time she’s 30″ thing … well, screw that, because Lindsay showed up to the premiere of Saints Row: The Third (a new video game) recently with dirty/scabby hands and brown, chipped looking teeth, and I really have to commend her on this one: you’d think that no one would be able to pull off Faces of Meth chic! And you’d be completely right. From RadarOnline:

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In a close up Lindsay’s teeth seem to be stained brown and almost rotting, a far cry from the million dollar smile she used to have and her face is unusually puffy. The 25-year-old’s hands are dirty and blackened, covered with streaks of nail polish and her usually lustrous blonde locks are messily disheveled. Lindsay has been spotted in recent weeks in compromising positions that raise questions about her illegal substance abuse but when she attended the THQ launch of their new video game Saints Row: The Third held at the Supper Club in Los Angeles her appearance was frightening to those around her.

UPDATE
“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers,” her rep, Steve Honig, tells People. “She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair,” Honig says, “and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress. With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”

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And did we mention that she has to appear in court soon to argue the case that she’s doing a-okay? Because I’m sure the judge that already hates her will be pleased to hear about how she isn’t focusing on her community service and is instead showing up to video game premieres looking like fresh hell.

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