Lindsay Lohan’s sobriety is going … well?

Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Manson

So remember how Lindsay Lohan was swearing up and down that she’d never drink or beat up bitches ever again? Well, guess what she did over the weekend? That’s right! Lindsay ended up going out with friends, and when someone reportedly took a picture of her drinking, LiLo’s group allegedly destroyed the camera and she got a little physical with them. Yeah, that sounds like an average day for Lindsay …

‘Lindsay appeared to be ‘belligerently drunk,’ the source said. ‘She and her people were doing shots of something all night. She looked like she was falling all over the place. She was being stupid.’

‘When she grabbed my friend’s wrist, another woman who was with Lindsay grabbed the camera. She kept saying ‘I need that camera’ over and over again. So the woman got it and sunk it into the ice bucket.’ SOURCE

And before you start saying that this is just some bullshit story meant to cash in on Lindsay, it should probably be noted that A) a pic of Lindsay looking shit-faced was recovered from the camera and posted on the Internet for all to see, and B) Lindsay was also seen partying with Marilyn Manson at Chateau Marmont over the same weekend. At this point, the mountain of evidence couldn’t be anymore obvious if it included a trail of empty shot glasses leading straight to her mouth. “The vodka shots march one-by-one hurrah, hurrah, the vodka shots march two-by-two hurrah, hurrah …”

Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Manson

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