Madonna talks Lady Gaga …


Continuing on her campaign to be a gigantic bitch to absolutely anyone and anything who dares to try and respect her, Madonna took time out from pimping her shitty movie W.E. (which, despite being a drama, has turned into an unintentional comedy among critics) to talk about how Lady Gaga only wants to be Madonna because she Gaga hates herself. Yeah, I think everyone who wants to be Madonna secretly hates themselves, so maybe she’s onto something here. Via RadarOnline:

Answering questions at the Venice Film Festival about her critically panned film W.E. a reporter asked Madge about fans admiring her, including Lady Gaga, and the superstar doesn’t seem flattered by the attention. According to LeSoir the Material Girl curtly replied: “As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment on her obsessions related to me, because I do not know if it is based on something profound or superficial.”

The ironic thing is that if you see the way Madonna is desperately clinging to her youth, even Madonna wants to be Madonna based on superficial reasons. Specifically, she wants to be Madonna back when she was still young and didn’t have weird gristly gargoyle arms that I swear to God are actually just made out of gym class climbing ropes. And they said those virgin blood baths wouldn’t do anything. HA! She sure showed them (but not really)!


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