Mariah Carey scares Lance Armstrong

hey y’all – here is ms. mariah carey in a rather long, plain & very pink dress at the ESPY awards (which took place last night here in hollywood and created a shitload of blocked up traffic…not good times) i love ms. carey but i hate long dresses like that but i did get a total laugh out of the picture below where lance armstrong looks rather frightened & scared that mariah is going to take something from him! note to mariah: before you take anything from lance i suggest you call my darling sheryl crow to get the dish on his dirty little secrets…oh wait that’s hilary swank who likes to reveal dirt! popbytes over & out for now…xxoo!

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.