New Couple Alert: Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari?

Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari

I swear to God, there’s one of these every year … anyway, because it’s just not a season of Dancing with the Stars until Mark Ballas sticks his disco stick in one of the contestants, the rumors going around now are saying that Mark and Kristin Cavallari are a thing now. Via People:

“That s––t’s already started,” Ballas, 25, who recently split from American Idol alum Pia Toscano, told People on Tuesday of rumblings that he and his Dancing with the Stars partner Cavallari are an item. “She is a sweetheart. We have a lot of fun. We laugh a lot. We’re getting along great.” Cavallari, 24 – whose engagement to Chicago Bears star Jay Cutler just ended – has no problems with people speculating that she and Ballas have more going on than fancy footwork. “I kind of expect [the dating rumors], to be honest,” she says. “But that’s what happens when you put two people together.”

So they’re banging? Yeah, that sounds right. They’re banging. Let’s face it, Mark is definitely the sexy dance instructor who likes to screw his students, and Kristin is a bitch who desperately wants to convince everyone she’s over being dumped just days before photos of her wearing a wedding dress came out. If they’re not high-fiving with their genitals, then please take me with you to whatever unicorn-infested alternate universe you live in.

Mark Ballas and Kristin Cavallari

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