MARTHA HEADS TO THE SLAMMER!

greetings kids! oh boy did that mac culkin story (see below) take off like WILDFIRE in a stack of hay – so listen – i cant confirm or deny but it makes some sense – and its all very good gossip material – so lets see if anything else goes on with that – no worries – popbytes will fill you all in! and all yr comments have been split 50/50 – i didnt make this up – just reporting what i heard to all you pop junkies out there! :)


martha!
i actually had to run out of town – so im not posting from hollywood – so forgive me if i seem out of it – or anything like that – BUT i found myself an internet cafe (its a mystery where i am!) – because popbytes had to talk about ms. martha heading off to ‘camp cupcake’ in west virginia where she will do her five month stint! so in honor – i will add a martha countdown of days in jail – which will be launched tomorrow on day #2 – oh i bet she is having too much fun right now. first a strip search, next a uniform – she has to work in prison (kitchen or cleaning and maybe some snow shovelling if it comes to that)


BUT dont worry martha WILL indeed get paid for her efforts – pays range from 12-40 cents an hour! so by the time martha gets out maybe she can buy a carton of cigarettes (i bet they are cheap in west virginia) since im sure shes bound to pick up the habit – i would smoke myself silly in prison! popbytes in prison is a scary thought – yikes!) anyways – thats the scoop for now…look for the countdown tommorow


and when i feel i can actually talk about it without having breakdowns or tragic TV tears – popbytes will post all thoughts/feelings concerning the crazy ass season finale of nip/tuck – dr troy cannot be dead – this would KILL ME! it cant be true!!! hes too hot to die!!! ok popbytes out (of state)… :) xoxo

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.