Michaele Salahi has been allegedly kidnapped!

Michaele and Tareq Salahi

When we last left Michaele Salahi, she and her husband Tareq Salahi were threatening to sue everyone for saying that the only reason they were famous was because the crashed a White House party, despite the that’s totally the truth. And it somehow paid off by getting them on a reality TV show. Anyway, Tareq is now freaking out because he’s convinced that his wife has been kidnapped or something. Although last time a celebrity said they were kidnapped, that was actually a lie they made up because they wanted to do drugs. TMZ reports:

TMZ just spoke with Tareq … who tells us he last saw Michaele at their home around 11 AM ET yesterday … right before he left to go to their winery.  Tareq says Michaele told him she was going to get her hair done — but she never went to the appointment … and she’s been missing ever since. Tareq claims he got a phone call from Michaele late last night … from an unfamiliar Oregon cell phone number … and she told him she was going to her mother’s house, located minutes away from the Salahi home. Tareq says he was suspicious — so he called Michaele’s mother … who told him she hadn’t spoken with Michaele and was unaware of her plans.  That’s when Tareq — fearing Michaele had been abducted — called the Warren County Sheriff’s Dept. for help.

So if it turns out she really was kidnapped, I do hope that she’s returned safely, but who the fuck are we kidding here: if famewhores can fake pregnancies, miscarriages and suicides for attention, chances are they can probably stage a fake kidnapping. Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was another ploy to be on TV. I mean, it was either this or milk one man’s suicide for prime time audiences, and it turns out they already have something like that planned for this season of the Real Housewives, sooooo … plan B it is!

Michaele and Tareq Salahi

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