Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto might be doing it!

Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto

Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto

Since breaking off her engagement from Thor’s little brother, Miley Cyrus has banged Kellan Lutz and stuffed a random person’s underwear in her mouth. Now she seems to have found a happy medium of these two extremes by dating Jared Leto. And yes, I just posited that Jared is the mid-point between Kellan and a stranger’s undies. Give it a ponder. Us Weekly reports …

Recently, though, their bond has deepened, a third insider says. “They like to have a good time, they love to talk about art and music — and they’re both comfortable with nudity!” Not so much with commitment, though. “Jared doesn’t do girlfriends,” a pal tells Us. Luckily for him, Cyrus, too, is just looking to have fun at the moment. “I’m, like, not trying to jump into a relationship,” Liam Hemsworth’s ex-fiancee told W.

Well, if you’re going to rebound, at least you can rebound with the guy who’s probably going to score the Oscar for best supporting actor next month. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go set the timer for when they inevitably let Terry Richardson film their sex tape. It’s going to happen, let’s face it.

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