Did Nancy Grace’s nipple slip?

Nancy Grace

So despite the cadre of celebrity tits on this season of Dancing with the Stars, the first celebrity to allegedly slip a nip was Nancy Grace, she of the perpetual bitchface (or maybe she’s just constantly smelling farts? Who knows.) Anyway, Nancy is now swearing up and down that she never let her areola fly out of her dress and OH GOD THE IMAGE IS IN MY HEAD AND IT WON’T COME OUT. TMZ reports:

Nancy Grace is adamant … her nip did NOT slip on Dancing with the Stars last night … and insists the object that poked out of her dress last night was merely a PASTY! Grace tells TMZ … “When I got dressed, I was wearing Petals (nipple covers) and an industrial strength bra … my dancing dress also had a bra sewn into it.” Nancy adds, “I have been judged guilty without a trial … I will go to my grave denying the nip slip.”

You know what? I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt here, because (A) I don’t think that’s what color nipples are, and (B) no one turned to stone after gazing upon her medusa titties. I mean, unless you can trot out a stone statue that used to be a human being who made the unfortunate mistake of watching last night’s episode, I don’t believe you. (Click the picture below to see the uncensored version if you dare!)

Nancy Grace

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