No one wants to buy Farrah Abraham’s used panties

Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham

What’s better than one slam against Farrah Abraham? TWO slams against Farrah! So here’s a lovely little piece from FishWrapper about Vivid Video trying to rid themselves of Farrah’s used underwear, only for the world to collectively go “NOPE.”

Vivid is putting Farrah’s former lingerie up for sale on eBay, and it’s because they have a brain, and don’t want anything Farrah-related hanging around their warehouses. From Vivid’s CEO, Steve Hirsch: “Farrah is toxic. We don’t want this anywhere near the office so we decided to get rid of it as soon as possible.”

AMAZING. Tip of the hat to Vivid for rightly bringing out the claws on Farrah, but also a tip of the hat to everyone in the world for NOPE-ing Farrah by not buying them. I guess the only thing left to do is seal Farrah’s panties in a hazmat-certified radioactive waste disposal barrel, bury it in a concrete pit, and pray that half-life takes care of it before they infect humanity with Farrah’s sociopathic-narcissist disease.

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