There are TWO Kanye West sex tapes?

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Remember when we recently reported about the existence of a Kanye West sex tape, that also happened to feature married eighteen-year-old Kim Kardashian doppelgänger? Well, when we said “Kanye West sex tape”, we actually meant “Kanye West sex tapes.” As in plural. As in more than one. As in cartoon dollar signs just shot out of Kim Kardashian‘s eyes. TMZ reports:

The reports are true … a Kanye sex tape featuring a young woman in a hotel room is making the rounds — but what you haven’t heard … there’s a second tape and the two are nearly identical. Both tapes are impressively long — the first is roughly twenty minutes … and the second is more than FORTY. And we’re talking constant action. Seriously, the guy takes no breaks. It’s incredible. Almost Sting-like. We’re told the tapes were both shot several years ago with exes. The tapes are currently being shopped to media outlets by a third party.

Wait, does anyone else feel like TMZ got just a tiny bit too into that for a second there? It’s almost like … hey, HEY! Harvey Levin, hands above the desk! Actually, now that I think about it, you know Kris Jenner is going nuts right now.

Kris: Listen to me Kanye, I need you to drink this gallon of water, take Kim and this Flip-Cam into the bathroom, and just do what feels right.
Kanye: Why is there stage-lighting and no toilets in your bathroom?
Kris: As I said, do what feels right.

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