Oh, like you didn’t totally see this coming from a mile away. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan was caught on tape buying a suspicious baggy full of powdery white stuff from a guy who kept looking left and right down the street as if he was hoping that no one was watching this before she paid him in cash. But Lindsay Lohan’s PR company thinks we’re all completely derped because they want us to believe that Lindsay was just buying crystal moon rocks. No really.
The 25-year-old actress kept busy writing in a notebook and smoking cigarettes … while those around her kept watch. At one point, Lindsay can be seen taking a bag from a friend. Her friend checks out the contents of the bag and eventually, Lindsay takes a different bag from another guy and hands over the cash to pay for it. She then took time to chat with some young fans passing by. Lindsay’s rep Steve Honig has called and expressed his disapproval of this story. He has given us the following statement, “The bag contained crystals that had been purchased for Lindsay at a local shop.” SEE THE VIDEO
Oh for … seriously you guys? This is how you’re gonna play this? Someone just randomly ground up a bunch of tiny crystals, threw them in a ziploc bag and sold them to the woman who once went on a coke-fueled stolen car chase? Oh fuck off so hard, you’re not even trying anymore are you? At least humor us here, that’s all we’re asking, although I think at this point there’s literally no other way for a PR firm to wiggle out of that doesn’t involve a sturdy rope and a wobbly stool.
