Oh Lindsay, You’ve Done It Again!

Now that Lindsay Lohan is free from the shackles of sobriety and ready to go back to not working, she’s decided to move away to a more steady and emotionally-stable place. Specifically, right next to her ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay Lohan could move into her posh new beach front home in Venice, California as early as Tuesday, which just happens to be right next door to her on-again/ off-again love Samantha Ronson, and RadarOnline.com has video and photos of the mad-dash to get the property ready for the troubled Mean Girls star.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lindsay, 24, was forced to stay in an upscale hotel in Los Angeles Monday night because her new pad wasn’t quite ready yet. SOURCE

My God, it’s like she’s trying to give herself a reason to drink at this point. Seriously: A new house, free of any sort accountability, living next to her ex-girlfriend, and… am I forgetting anything else? Oh yeah that’s right: Parents who believed that putting White Russians into her baby bottle instead of formula was a great idea. “What? They both have milk in it. Growing babies need milk! And vodka. It’s never too early to forget.”

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