Oh Look, Another Lohan Lawsuit

So remember how Hollywood said “Fuck it,” and decided to make a movie based off of Lindsay Lohan‘s life? Well, because this is a story about Lindsay Lohan, Dina Lohan is here to make sure that Dina Lohan wrings a little more coke money out of the American legal system.

Dina Lohan says the new movie “is definitely based on Lindsay’s likeness,” and “We have a very strong case. It’s shadowing E*TRADE” — referring to Lohan’s suit against the online brokerage firm which produced a commercial featuring a baby Lindsay.
Now we’ve learned Lohan’s family lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, has been contacted by the Lohan family and it seems Ovadia thinks they have a case: “They are again using her likeness without her being compensated.” SOURCE

I love how their basic argument isn’t so much that Lindsay Lohan isn’t a spoiled, alcoholic, drug-addict, it’s the fact that they used this image and didn’t compensate her for it. I mean yes, the first step to recovery is admitting your mistakes, but that’s like defending your DUI by saying you couldn’t be driving because you don’t have a license.

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