Oh Look, it’s Crazy vs. Crazy!

Because eventually the eternally burning ball of crazy that is Tila Tequila would be challenged for the title of ‘Ruler Of The Batshit Crazies’, Ho-Chi Minh Hoe-Bag is now in a legal battle with Garry Sun, who once worked for Tila and claims to have previously dated her, which he says is proven by a love letter she wrote him. My God, I haven’t seen a battle this ironic since the epic fight of Pot vs. Kettle in ’07.

Sun claims that he not only worked for Tila, but that the two were in a relationship at one point – a claim that Tila has adamantly denied. But now he has produced this romantic card and it has become a new battleground, with Sun claiming it is from Tila, and Tila telling RadarOnline.com it is fake. […] Tila has equally strong negative feelings about Sun. “I hope that he will never work in this town again so that he won’t be able to do this to other celebrities or anyone else for that matter!” Tila told RadarOnline.com. SOURCE

Normally, I would take a hand-written love note as pretty much proof of just about anything, but you have to remember here, this is Tila Tequila we’re talking about here; You’re telling me this girl can actually read or write? HA! Now, if he were to come forward with, I dunno, say a bar napkin with a crude stick-figure drawing of some sort of Asian sex elf having a three-way with a sad clown and a sheep, then we’ll talk.

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