Oh, Shut. Up. Bristol Palin.

So during VH1’s Divas Salute The Troops special, Kathy Griffin made a crack about Bristol Palin being fat because, well, let’s face it, she is a bit on the chunky side. Whatever, harmless joke right? Of course, this being a joke about a Palin, here comes the inevitable rebuttal ON FACEBOOK. Goddammit, if you people want to be regarded as actual politicians, stop using Facebook, you stupid bitches!

“The audience’s reaction to this ‘comedian’ spoke volumes, and the decent people I know would probably have booed her, too,” Palin, 20, told Fox News. “I hope people didn’t have to pay money to hear her negativity and criticisms.” SOURCE

Oh for fuck’s sake … She is a comedian, you dumb ho-bag! Making fun of people is what comedians are paid to do, and you don’t get to act all self-righteous and up your own ass just because you think you’re above being made fun of. And quit playing the moral superiority card already; just because you chose not to have an abortion because you’re from a rich family who can afford to care for a teenage pregnancy does not give you the moral high ground. What I’m trying to say is this: get off the cross, bitch, some of us need the wood.

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