open letter to lindsay lohan

dear lindsay lohan,

girl – what the fuck are you doing? i can’t even imagine what’s happened to you – but let’s be honest you look like shit on a skinny stick – drugs – stress – partying? who knows – but this is a sincere plea for you to clean up the fucking mess of yourself – it’s time for a wake-up call ms. lindsay – don’t forget you have some movies coming up (herbie: fully loaded) and your gonna need to not look like the mess you are at the moment – pull yourself together – and please dye your hair back to that sassy red – blonde is just not cutting it for you as of late – ok i said what i needed to – someone had to try to wipe up this mess – been meaning to write this for a while…it’s off my chest! phew – that was heavy!

xxoo popbytes

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MK (Michael Knudsen) first started PopBytes back in September of 2003—while trying to make a website for his design portfolio, the site quickly turned into one of the premiere online destinations for all things pop culture! A native New Yorker, he currently resides in Los Angeles with his partner Ivan along with four dogs, four cats and two parrots. Follow him on Twitter @PopBytes.