Paris who?

Remember when Paris Hilton used to be really, really famous for no reason? And now she’s only somewhat pseudo-famous for still doing nothing? Well, as the ultimate bitchslap to her “career”, Paris wasn’t invited to Nicole Richie‘s wedding, despite the fact that both Kim Kardashian and Samantha Ronson were. FACE!

They may have called a truce in 2006, but that doesn’t mean Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are as close as they once were. When Richie, 29, tied the knot to Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden at her father Lionel’s Beverly Hills estate on Saturday, her former Simple Life costar was noticeably absent. “Nicole knew very well that having Paris involved would have inevitably turned a special night into being about their friendship,” a source tells “Nicole’s life is completely different now.” In fact, Richie didn’t even bother to invite Hilton, her best friend since the age of two, to attend the winter-themed ceremony. SOURCE

I think it’s safe to say that if the biggest story of the year for you was someone saying that you once smuggled coke up your vagina a couple years back, you can pretty much kiss your last remaining shred of a career buh-bye. Seriously, when even the pee-stained whore with a horse’s ass is doing better than you, it might be time to hang it up.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.