Please Just Fire Charlie Sheen Already

Good news! Filming for Two and a Half Men is being delayed! Not because it’s canceled or anything (not yet anyway…) but because Charlie Sheen is still in Las Vegas partying it up with three porn stars instead of, oh, I don’t know, actually working since he’s the highest paid actor on TV.

TMZ broke the story … Charlie was on a bender over the weekend, holed up with 3 porn stars, including Bree Olson.
Charlie’s people, as well as suits from the studio … are deeply concerned for him. We’re told Charlie’s people have been trying to get him in rehab but he doesn’t think he has a problem. SOURCE

Here’s a thought: Fire him. You know what? Here’s a little experiment: Tell your boss you can’t come in tomorrow because you’re too busy doing blow and fucking a trio of porn stars to work. Guess how long you’ll remain employed? (Please don’t do this, we don’t want you to get fired). And you’re not even being paid over $1 Million per episode of a TV show that no one actually watches.

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