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In case you were wondering how long it would take Vivid Entertainment to offer millions to Prince Harry for a sex tape after nude pictures ended up on line: four. The answer was four days. Anyway, in light of Prince Harry’s meat and two veg hitting the web after a trip to Vegas, Vivid is offering the Prince a rather nice $10 Million for a sex tape. Which … I’m sorry, I’m trying to do the math here, and I can’t help but feel like that would be crappy deal for both sides. But I digress … TMZ reports …

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch just fired off a letter to the royal palace in London — offering Prince Harry $10 million to star in a big budget adult film called The Trouble with Harry … thanks to his recent naked romp in Vegas. According to the letter, the film would also star “little Harry” and would feature some REAL royal carousing — in the form of full-on boning. Hirsch writes, “We assure you the sex will be well-scripted, and the crown jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way.”

Wait, did they try and bring Prince Harry on board by making fun of his dick size? Ouch. That’s cold. Come on, Vivid, you’re losing your touch! You used to offer lucrative sex tape deals to disgraced celebrities for the sake of riding the publicity within hours of their scandal. Now it’s taking you four days to run one off for Prince Harry? You can do better than that! Bitch, you better come harder. Oh, wow, I just realized what a poor choice of words that was. Oh well.

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