Prince William is pre-divorced too now!

Oh for fuck’s sake people, STOP GIVING EACH OTHER RINGS. Christ, it’s hard enough keeping track of who’s who, now I have to keep track of who’s eventually going to end up paying who child support? I don’t fucking play like that bitches. Ugh … Well, now Prince William is engaged to his long-time girlfriend, Kate Middleton, and he even used his mother, the late Princess Diana‘s, engagement ring.

When Prince William popped the question to longtime love Kate Middleton, he did it with a truly historic piece of jewelry: the same engagement ring that belonged to his late mother, Princess Diana. Prince William, 28, confirmed the news during a press call in London Tuesday. The ring is an oval blue 18-carat sapphire surrounded by 14 smaller white diamonds. SOURCE

Apparently, The Royal Family has already taken safety precautions and written up a prenuptial agreement wherein if the two divorce, Kate will only get $100,000 a month and only one of the Queen’s Welsh Corgis. You know, the ugly one. Oh I’m kidding, there’s no such thing as an ugly Corgi. Look at them! They’re like adorable little fur sausages! If I could only pick one adjective to describe people who hate Corgis, it would be Hitleresque.



Prince William and Kate Middleton
Prince William and Kate Middleton
Prince William and Kate Middleton
Prince William and Kate Middleton
Prince William and Kate Middleton
Prince William and Kate Middleton

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