Rihanna went on a sex toy shopping spree!

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You know what I absolutely goddamn love? When celebrities go out to sex shops and don’t act all ashamed about it. It’s the reason why Zac Efron went from “weirdly mannequin-like thing” to “actual human being” for me. Anyway, Rihanna, who has never been afraid to get wild and kinky with her fans, stopped by a Parisian sex shop called the Lovestore and ended up dropping $1,500 on sex toys and other assorted sexy items because RiRi is totally awesome like that. The New York Post reports:

Rihanna went on quite a spending binge, plunking down more than $1,500 in a sex shop. While in Paris late last week, Rihanna made a pitstop at Lovestore. The self-proclaimed only girl in the world swept through the boutique, picking out toys, handcuffs, scented candles and lingerie. “She knew exactly what she was after and didn’t want any assistance picking out items,” a source told The Sun. “A blacked-out car parked on the pavement right outside the shop … There was no dithering. She was grinning from ear to ear and seemed to be in a hurry to get back to her hotel.”

Okay, so I’m not really sure what she bought (although a word of advice: make sure it’s made out of PVC and has a suction cup at the base. Makes things WAAAAAAAY easier.) but still, how cute is that? I love it when people actually look at sex and think of it as something fun to do rather than something you’re obligated to do because you got gunshot married after forgetting to put a jimmy on during your prom.

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