Honestly, this is probably one of the most confusing mish-mashes of celebrities (well, one celebrity, and two pseudo-famous people) I’ve ever seen, so let’s just plow into this one: As some of you may remember, Rita Ora and Rob Kardashian split up a little while back after Rob accused Rita of cheating on him with twenty other guys. Turns out, one of those guys was allegedly Jonah Hill. Yes, really. Us Weekly reports …
One person who isn’t amused by Jonah Hill: Rob Kardashian. A source tells Us Weekly that Kardashian, 25, dumped singer Rita Ora because he learned she had hooked up with the actor! “Rita spent the night with Jonah during a trip to New York,” the insider says of the British “How We Do” singer and the newly-single Moneyball actor, 29. Find out how Kardashian discovered Ora’s betrayal (after nearly a year of on-and-off dating) in this week’s Hot Stuff video.
So if there’s one thing I’m getting from all of this, it’s that Rita has a thing for guys with fat asses. Prove me wrong here, I double dare you.