Russell Brand got deported from Japan!

Russell Brand

Russell Brand was going to make a visit to Japan with his wife, Katy Perry, during her world tour where the drivers couldn’t look at her and any bitch with carnations would be shot on site, but unfortunately he ended up getting deported from the country due to some priors in his legal history. That, and I guess they didn’t want tentacle rape porn to be replaced as the weirdest thing in Japan by some scrawny British guy. Oh, and just because, Katy tweeted the whole thing, of course!

“So…my husband just got deported from Japan. I am so. sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place #tokyodreamscrushed”
It was for priors from over 10 years ago! #mamanothappy! #don’tmessw/mahman! #uwannaplaylet’sgo #don’ttakeawomansmanfromhershe’llgetshiasty!
…But of COURSE I ♥ my Japanese fans & the show #MUSTGOON no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! #it’snotrightbutit’sokay

Is it just me, or does Japan just flat-out not like celebrities? I mean, first they banned The Rolling Stones, then Paris Hilton, then Hayden Panettiere … all I’m saying is, maybe they have the right idea here. “Sorry Ms. Hilton, it seems you’ve been banned from every country in the world. So we’ve put all your personal belongings on this raft and we’re just going to push you out to see. Also, we should probably mention the raft smells like fish blood. Careful of those sharks!”

Russell Brand

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