Russell Brand’s wedding ring has vanished

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

UPDATE: Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry!

So yesterday, news leaked out about how Russell Brand and Katy Perry spent Christmas apart after a huge fight. But who knows? Maybe it was just a matter of schedule conflicts and –  well shit. Russell was spotted walking around London without his wedding ring on. But who knows? Maybe he was just washing dishes? You know, outside. In the middle of the city. TMZ reports:

Rumors that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are calling off their marriage have just been fueled by explosive new photos … of Russell in London … NOT wearing his wedding ring. The Get Him to the Greek star was in the West End earlier today, half a world away from his wife, who has been vacationing in Hawaii … wearing nothing but bikinis.

Well, this isn’t going well. There’s always the possibility this can be reconciled, but you have to admit, this isn’t looking too good. Russell is trolling for strange in London and Katy’s showing off the twins in Hawaii … Russell better fix this now, because I hate to break it to him, but Katy is kind of the one who would be better off here. She has tits, and everyone knows tits trump all else.

Katy Perry and Russell Brand

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