Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds! Okay, got, that out of my system. Anyway, everybody’s favorite walking wet dream has been named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, because dude, seriously? Have you seen his abs? And his chest! He has a fucking Superman chest!

Sure, his chiseled abs have caused millions to swoon, but this year’s Sexiest Man Alive Ryan Reynolds loves to keep them laughing. “My body naturally wants to look like Dick Van Dyke,” says the 6’2″ actor, who suits up as the Green Lantern next year. “When I stop training, I turn into a skin-colored whisper.” SOURCE

Don’t you just hate it when beautiful people try and make themselves sounds less hot than they actually are just to fish for compliments. I mean, it’s hard enough having an only slightly okay, critically-acclaimed ass, but now I have to compete with Ryan Reynolds’ perfect, perfect torso for your attention?

… Somebody tell me I’m pretty.

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