Sarah Palin is pissed about Julianne Moore!

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Now that the news of the lovely and talented Julianne Moore is going to be playing sexy, brainless librarian Sarah Palin is starting to spread, Sarah has of course decided to weigh in on things, because Sarah essentially gave up all her political aspirations to become a hack gossip reporter for FOX News.

“I think I’ll just grit my teeth and bear whatever comes what may with that movie,” Palin said. Earlier, however, the former vice presidential candidate had tried to frame her acceptance of the issue as a function of her pro-capitalism beliefs, before lobbying — perhaps jokingly — for a bit of charity. “Well, I am all about job creation, and I guess I could provide some of these gals who pretend like they’re me some job security,” Palin said. “I would ask, though, that — if they’re of the mind of spreading the wealth around — that perhaps they want to spring for one of my kid’s braces or something as they capitalize on pretending to be me.” SOURCE

Jesus H., there’s just no pleasing this woman, is there? How is it that you can have a knock-out like Julianne portraying you in a movie and still manage to be a snobby bitch? Just be thankful they didn’t go with the original plan of digging up Bea Arthur, slapping a pair of glasses on her and pupeteering her Weekend at Bernie’s style.

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