You know, I never thought I’d get to type that sentence out again, but … well, look where we are now. Anyway, as a promotion for Juicy Fruit gum (I’m still trying to figure out how any of this relates to chewing gum. Your guess is as good as mine here), funny lady Sarah Silverman took part in an ad where she’s serenaded by a unicorn while we delve into their romantic past. From what I can tell, the unicorn cheats on Sarah, and then he sings and wins her back. Although let’s face it, who can resist the allure of the majestic unicorn? I mean, those rainbow locks, the shimmering eyes, the horn … oh God the horn … oh for God’s sake, I meant the horn on his head. Jesus people, minds out of the gutter. But seriously, that unicorn? Totally bangable!
