So apparently, Scarlett Johansson isn’t too happy about me calling dibs on her soon to be ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, because reports are starting to circulate saying that Scarlett was spotted on the phone screaming just about her break up and calling someone a jerk.
Wearing a baseball cap, Johansson looked “miserable,” the observer tells the new Us Weekly. “She was screaming into her phone, referring to someone as a ‘jerk.’ She looked really pissed off.” SOURCE
You see, this is what happens when you pass up on a fine specimen of a man like Ryan. You broke his heart, Scarlett, and it’s gonna take a lot of long walks on the beach and expensive dinners with me for Ryan to get over it. Let this be a lesson, Vapid McBoobs:
Never pass up on the sexiest man alive.
