Scary Movie 5: Lindsay Lohan AND Charlie Sheen!

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

Because the only thing less timely than a Black Swan spoof is a bunch of Charlie Sheen jokes, he of the perpetual drug-induced frenzy has signed on to star in Scary Movie 5. And in what I’m sure is just a total coincidence, Lindsay Lohan has also signed on, so I’m just going to go ahead and assume that half of the script is just snorting while Ashley Tisdale fires her agent. E! Online reports …

Maybe being the next Anna Faris is just what the doctor ordered for Lohan, who will be seen first in the very under wraps TV movie Liz & Dick, which Lifetime is promoting so far only with a still of the 25-year-old actress dolled up like Elizabeth Taylor, rather than with any juicy scenes from the drama. While no offer had been made to Lohan as of early July, we hear now that she has officially signed on. Her rep said that, “as of right this moment,” she had not inked a deal, but all insiders are in agreement that she is definitely doing the movie. Sources also say that the ever-comebacking Charlie Sheen, despite being uncomfortably killed off in Scary Movie 4, will be back for the next sequel, which is being touted as a complete reboot of the franchise and is due in theaters January 11th, 2013.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

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