Sean Kingston has stabilized!

Sean Kingston

So over the weekend, singer Sean Kingston was vacationing down in Miami beach, driving around on a jet ski when he accidentally crashed into a goddamn bridge, flinging him and the woman riding with him into the water. Sean was taken to the hospital in critical condition, but there’s some good news here: It looks like the guy is now stabilized, which means we can all look forward to joking about this in a couple months when he’s all better and hopefully not dead.

Publicist Joseph Carozza said there were no updates Tuesday morning on his condition. He added that Kingston’s family is grateful for everyone’s prayers and support. Kingston, 21, and a female passenger were injured when the watercraft hit the Palm Island Bridge around 6 p.m. Sunday, Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino said. SOURCE

Man, that is just terrible. You know, the weird thing is I saw a picture of the bridge he crashed into, and by the looks of it, there seems to be only one person on the bridge … a tiny, orange person … eating pickles … *Raises fists toward the heavens* SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Sean Kingston

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