Selena Gomez is forbidden from seeing Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

So yesterday, we all found out that Selena Gomez has gone in for a quiet rehab stay for pot, booze and Ambien after breaking things off. Well, there’s some good news in all of this: Selena has finally been forbidden from being around Justin Bieber. Thank GAWD too; girl can do way better than the unevolved form of Vanilla Ice. Via HollywoodLife

“Everyone between friends, family and handlers want Justin completely out of her life,” a source close to Selena, 21, tells HollywoodLife EXCLUSIVELY. “They are making sure she is with someone at all times, like a sober friend so she doesn’t go visit Justin.”

“She was left to herself when she went to go see him last time and that mistake will never happen again,” the source recalls, referencing the time Justin, 19, and Selena, 21, were spotted hanging out and riding Segways together on Jan. 2. “No one wants her to be near Justin whatsoever! They don’t want him texted, talked to or seen. They want her to be better.”

It’s a stretch to say that Justin is the cause of all her problems or anything, but it is probably for the best that she never see him again. And also deletes his phone number. And his email. And his Twitter. Also maybe his mailing address. In fact, if she could just have that procedure from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind done where she completely forgets he ever existed and they ever dated erased from her memory, that would help a lot. Also, if she somehow managed to find a way to tear his house out of the earth and hurl it into space? That would be great. For her I mean.

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