Yesterday, Shia LaBeouf was finally served a cease and desist order for being a little thief who steals all his work from other people and calls it “creation”. Anyway, in light of him getting sued right in the balls, Shia has decided to retire, which he announced by singing a seven-part musical number called “So Length, Faregood” in an Austrian accent. “You like that? I created it myself,” he said, as he was handed a subpoena by the estate of Rodgers and Hammerstein.
In light of the recent attacks against my artistic integrity, I am retiring from all public life.
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 10, 2014
My love goes out to those who have supported me.
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) January 10, 2014
https://twitter.com/thecampaignbook/status/421577992734015488
Of course, it’s still incredibly likely that this is all just one big troll performance-piece about Hollywood celebrity and art and creativity in Hollywood and — Oh my gosh. OF COURSE! He’s plagiarizing Joaquin Phoenix‘s I’m Still Here! It all makes sense now! Even his performance art piece about plagiarism IS PLAGIARIZED!