Shia LaBeouf is a perfect gentleman!

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf

Because people are stupid and would literally pay director Michael Bay $10 each to have him kick them in the balls as long as he made the cars go crash and the buildings go boom-boom, Transformers 3: Revenge of the Mooninites is coming out soon to bring down the collective IQ of America another notch. Except this time, Megan Fox isn’t in it, so here’s Shia LeBeouf to explain how she ditched the project because she couldn’t handle Bay’s sexual genius.

“Megan developed this Spice Girl strength, this woman-empowerment [stuff] that made her feel awkward about her involvement with Michael, who some people think is a very lascivious filmmaker, the way he films women,” LaBeouf told the Los Angeles Times. “Mike films women in a way that appeals to a 16-year-old sexuality. It’s summer. It’s Michael’s style. And I think [Fox] never got comfortable with it. This is a girl who was taken from complete obscurity and placed in a sex-driven role in front of the whole world and told she was the sexiest woman in America. And she had a hard time accepting it. When Mike would ask her to do specific things, there was no time for fluffy talk. We’re on the run. And the one thing Mike lacks is tact. There’s no time for [LaBeouf assumes a gentle voice] ‘I would like you to just arch your back 70 degrees.'” SOURCE

So basically, Megan Fox got kicked to the curb because she didn’t want to be fap-material for Michael Bay’s nickel-sized dick? Yeah, that’s about all I got out of that. I’m not saying Michael Bay’s cock is tiny, I’m just saying it couldn’t reach the back of a bottle cap. And you have to love how Shia is totally okay with the fact that the movie was just Michael Bay’s way of making his own personal porno. What a douche. I mean, that’s almost as bad as, say, comparing an abuse victim with the ex-boyfriend that smashed her face into a car door. I mean, you’d have to be a complete douchebag to OH WAIT THAT’S RIGHT.

Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf

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