Spencer Pratt’s new reality show looks … promising

Now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in the poor house where they belong, Spencer has finally learned the value of hard, honest work and integrity. HAHAHA! Just kidding. Nah, his latest get rich quick scheme involves him creating a reality TV show called The Inland Empire 909, which is basically just Jersey Shore, if that show happened to be filmed on the west coast with a budget of $27.84 and two stray buttons.

RadarOnline.com spoke to Spencer about his new endeavor as the creator and director of a hot, new reality show called The Inland Empire 909 and we have obtained the exclusive trailer. “These girls will eat the cast of Jersey Shore alive,” Spencer Pratt told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “They will keep it real and not say they are only that way for a show.”
WATCH THE (SHITTY) TRAILER AT RADARONLINE.COM

Yup, no way this can go wrong. But just for shits and giggles, let’s take a look at Spencer Pratt’s track record of lucrative employment, shall we?

Reality TV star: Failed

Producer: Failed

Heidi’s Music Career: Failed

Author: Failed

Filmmaker: Failed

Son/Brother/Husband: Failed/Failed/Failed

Pretty Much Everything Else In His Life: Failed

Overall Decent Human Being: FAILED

Yeah, this is going to end well. Not for him of course. For me it will!


WATCH THE TRAILER AT RADARONLINE.COM

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