Surprise! Spencer Pratt is back for more attention!

Oh joy upon joys: Spencer Pratt, he of the creepy flesh-colored beard that makes him look like a pedophile, is back looking for some more attention now that everyone realizes that he’s a violent, whiny little bitch. His solution: crash The Hills’ finale party at The Roosevelt Hotel! Why do I have the feeling that this plan was written in crayon on the back of a Chuck E. Cheese placemat?

The reality star, 26, apparently plans to crash the party for The Hills series finale at The Roosevelt Hotel, which Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Kristin Cavallari are expected to attend.

“Anyone craving a little misbehaving?” he hinted on Twitter. He also tweeted, “Booking my room @Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood now that I have no place to live I think i should just move in there today [to] stay near the action.” SOURCE

Hey, great idea. Why not declare out loud that you’re going to be crashing a party? Which reminds me: I was planning on robbing a bank later today, so I better send them that handwritten letter. It would be rude to just walk in unannounced! Holy crap, not only is he a total dickhead, but Spencer Pratt can’t even be a good dickhead.

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