Lindsay Lohan’s ‘lockdown rehab’ doesn’t exist!
So last week, shortly after Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in lockdown rehab, TMZ broke the story that there are no actual lockdown […]
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Lindsay Lohan may go to jail for three months after all
Earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to ninety days of lockdown rehab for lying to the police, because hey, it didn’t work the first […]
Lindsay Lohan might be screwed
So remember how Lindsay Lohan‘s upcoming court case was supposed to be presided over by a judge who prefers buying her defendants a Starbucks gift […]
Lindsay Lohan probably won’t go to jail
Yesterday, I said that despite the eight months of jail hanging over Lindsay Lohan‘s head, there was a pretty good chance she’d get off scot-free […]
Lindsay Lohan is facing eight months of jail!
In the past year, Lindsay Lohan lied to police over wreckless driving, punched a woman in the face (allegedly), and was the central suspect in […]
Lindsay Lohan: In and out of jail in less than five hours
You have to love how we as a society have gotten to the point where Lindsay Lohan can go to jail and almost no one […]
Well, at least one Lohan’s in jail …
So as it becomes ever clearer that no matter how hard she screws up, Lindsay Lohan will never go to jail because the California legal […]
Lindsay’s jail sentence: 30 days turns into 30 minutes!
Yesterday, I tweeted a joke about how Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to jail for 30 days, but since she’s Lindsay, it’ll only be six days, […]
It’s official: Lindsay Lohan is going to jail!
All right, so Lindsay Lohan will officially start her 30 days of jail time sometime within the week, and has another 270 days ready and […]
Lindsay Lohan: Sentenced to 120 days in jail!
This just in from TMZ … Lindsay Lohan actually got sentenced to jail for 120 days (stemming from that whole stolen necklace caper, while on […]